So while I was discussing the potential possibility of a date for this weekend (Clay’s learning how to schedule and plan and organize events that he must attend so he is somehow fitting me in along with two birthday parties that he’s attending on Sunday), I was just double checking that he’d be attending my birthday party (because, hello, he’s known about it for over a month now and he still hadn’t RSVP’d – which annoys the hell out of me, and that’s an entirely different story). And he told me that he “really wants to” attend my birthday party. And he added a “however…” at the end of that sentence.

With raised eyebrows, I went “However…?”  and he goes “I have some concerns about it.”

I know, I know. How inconsiderate. And I know what you’re all thinking: “What the fuck?” “Is he high?” “Zomg, he’s such a loser.” Answers? Yes, likely not, and [in this moment] yes.

He’s concerned about the people who are going to be there (and that somehow my friends will tell my parents?) and how there’ll be photographic evidence of his existence. I mean, if one of my friends tell my parents something this big, they’re obviously not a very good friend and will potentially cease to be a friend after the incident in question for revealing a secret that (erm) secretive. And photographic evidence of him being in my living room or at my kitchen table and (Oh. My. Effing. Biology Textbook.) photographs of him probably sitting right next to me or talking to me or (oh my) potentially smiling while talking and sitting right next to me.

I decided that politeness was a waste of time and informed him that: everyone who is attending already knows about him (and my parents still don’t know about him), I have 2 weeks to go through the photos and only choose a selection to show to the parents that be (and obviously I won’t show them a photo that he’s in) and he has absolutely no faith in my capabilities to lie to my parents.

And I really cannot tell if I’m more offended at the fact that he’s even considering not showing up to my birthday party (he’s known about it for over a month – I sent out invites early out of consideration for those who have to sort out shifts for work) or the fact that he has complete and utter lack of faith in my abilities to lie and sneak around my parents.

Argh. I’m remembering why I liked being single now.

@ Georgina: My phone -steals back- I sent him an email.

And he read it (he woke up early today, I was pleased) and then he texted me to be like “So, what’s that email in my inbox about?”. And proceeded to allude to the fact that he had read the email but he refused to confirm. And then he did. And then we started talking about what we wanted to do this weekend (he has no clue, I want to see Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist since Twilight doesn’t come out until November 21st). And then, of course, becaues we’re both just super predictable, somehow sex got back into the conversation and lah de dah… Just too much. I was learning about how six-to-twelve year olds like having BFFs because it makes them feel “important” and “like everyone else”.

Mind, please evict the gutter soon.

Anyways, anyone have awesome date ideas? Please shoot them my way!

So last night, I fell asleep at around midnight. Which is all awesome because I haven’t gone to sleep prior to midnight in a while (well, the last time I did, I was woken up by a text from Clay and I ended up complaining about it to him, but I wasn’t too annoyed). However, sleep deprived Michelle should not be allowed possession of her cell phone when she’s sleep deprived and going to be sending sleep deprived text messages. You know why? Because when I’m sleep deprived and in possession of my cell phone and I send sleep deprived text messages, I end up sending text messages that (when I read them in the morning) it sounds like I’m propositioning the boyfriend for sex. Of course I fell asleep sometime after this possibly-propositioning-for-sex text message so… Gah. I shall go and write an email to clarify what I meant. Hopefully I won’t make it sound worse in my only slighty sleep deprived state.

Hope you’re all having a happy Thursday!