define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true);{"id":221,"date":"2008-07-01T11:25:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T18:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/content\/top10-nurse\/"},"modified":"2008-07-01T11:25:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T18:25:47","slug":"nurse","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/top10\/nurse\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons to Date a Nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"

These were collected from the internet, I had seen them on multiple different sites so I had difficulty finding the original sources for all of these.<\/p>\n

Top 10 List #1<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. We can assess all areas of the body<\/li>\n
  2. Scrubs make for easy access<\/li>\n
  3. We’re used to handing all types of bodily fluids<\/li>\n
  4. We’re good at taking orders<\/li>\n
  5. We know all the right places to palpate<\/li>\n
  6. We know how to properly apply restraints<\/li>\n
  7. We know lots of different positions<\/li>\n
  8. We know that lubrications is helpful in any procedure<\/li>\n
  9. Two words: sponge bath<\/li>\n
  10. We’re always up for a good game of doctor<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Top 10 List #2<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.<\/li>\n
    2. Bedbaths!<\/li>\n
    3. The uniform.<\/li>\n
    4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it\u2019s like a form of birth control.<\/li>\n
    5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.<\/li>\n
    6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!<\/li>\n
    7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!<\/li>\n
    8. They won\u2019t be disgusted by your toilet habits.<\/li>\n
    9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.<\/li>\n
    10. They know how to handle the human body.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      These were collected from the internet, I had seen them on multiple different sites so I had difficulty finding the original sources for all of these. Top 10 List #1 We can assess all areas of the body Scrubs make for easy access We’re used to handing all types of bodily fluids We’re good at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":233,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/221\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}