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I’d like to inform everyone that it is incredibly rude to barge into the bedroom that belongs to your daughter and then start demanding to know why your daughter is recording something on the television because you want to turn off the cable box. Because if you would just read the manual for said cable box, you would realize that you can figure out how to find out what show is being recorded. And if you did that, you would realize that I was not the one who set the recording and it was your other daughter, the one that you never yell at. Further more, it’s also rude to barge into the bedroom of your daughter, start demanding to know why she’s recording something on the cable box and then not apologize when you have been informed that you are mistaken. It’s also rude to barge in without knocking, to yell at someone while they are talking on the phone and to start going off about how all I do is watch television when I watch exactly 3 shows on a regular basis (and two of those are just once a week). But, after living with you for over nineteen yaers, I realize that you don’t find this rude and I highly doubt that your personality, your demeanor or your manners are ever going to change and nor can you ever admit when you are wrong.<\/p>\n

Only 3.5 more years until I can move out…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’d like to inform everyone that it is incredibly rude to barge into the bedroom that belongs to your daughter and then start demanding to know why your daughter is recording something on the television because you want to turn off the cable box. Because if you would just read the manual for said cable […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[81,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1613,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions\/1613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}