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The following conversation snippets occurred this morning during my biology class:<\/p>\n

J: I haven’t had sex in four days!
\nA: I haven’t had sex in a week.
\nM: I haven’t had sex ever.
\nA: I’m hungry…
\nM: For food or for…?<\/p>\n

M: Have you read the renal physiology lab yet?
\nA: No, what are we doing in it?
\nM: Peeing in a cup every 30 minutes.
\nA: *blank stare* I can’t do that! I don’t have boy parts!
\nK: Really? Because we totally thought this entire time that you were a guy…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ahh, I love my biology lab people. They’re so awesome. And we have great conversations while we’re waiting for other groups to be done with the equipment. And I just have to say, the next four labs that I have to attend are going to go by so damn fast and it’s going to be so sad when we’re done. I mean, I’ve spent hours and hours with these people complaining and going on about the grammar issues in the lab manual and cursing about the equipment that we have to use when it doesn’t work. I’m not quite sure what I’m going to be able to do without them. Although I’m pretty sure that it’s a bit premature that I’m being sad about not having biology lab with this group of people, but I’ve gotten to know them pretty well and for the most part things go well with the entire group. We do plenty of joking around (as evidenced by the conversation snippets) but we do some<\/em> learning as well… Sort of. Not really… It’s amazing, for sure, that we ever get any work done. Not quite sure why I’m reminiscing of a class that I haven’t ended yet, but I am.<\/p>\n

How has your Tuesday been? Do anything exciting today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The following conversation snippets occurred this morning during my biology class: J: I haven’t had sex in four days! A: I haven’t had sex in a week. M: I haven’t had sex ever. A: I’m hungry… M: For food or for…? M: Have you read the renal physiology lab yet? A: No, what are we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[26,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}