define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true);{"id":1828,"date":"2009-03-01T00:01:37","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T08:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2009-03-01T00:02:29","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T08:02:29","slug":"when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-win-the-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/01\/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-win-the-lottery\/","title":{"rendered":"When I grow up, I want to win the lottery"},"content":{"rendered":"
My sister was telling me about how the lottery jackpot in the state that she’s currently living in (California) is like 200+ million dollars, US. But then after<\/em> taxes, it’s a lot closer to a 100 million dollars. Due to taxes and whatnot. I can only imagine what kind of advertisements I’d see in Canada if they did that as well for lotteries. But here, the winnings being advertised as usually the winnings that you get (unless 3 other people draw the same numbers as you do) because the winnings are taxed prior to you receiving them, and they advertise the post-taxed total only. So she was lamenting about that. And all I could say was “Why are you complaining? Hey, if you happen to win the lottery and you ‘only’ get a hundred million, I will gladly<\/em> take it off of your hands so that you’re not burdened with it!” I’m a great sister, I realize.<\/p>\n I’d set $5,000 into a Tax-Free Savings Account, set aside the maximum that I could put into an RRSP (can’t remember the percentage of your annual income anymore), set aside $30,000 for future education costs (whoot!) and the rest can be put towards my own place (~$1 million, max), a practical<\/em> car, my parents (… because I’ll never hear the end of it if I don’t give something to my parents… And then, just to be fair, my sisters – so let’s say $10 million each, if I’m feeling generous). So that’s up to about like… $41,145,000… And since the jackpot’s going to be around $120 million, that’s a lot left over to play around with. I could try the stock market, buy up a lot of real estate, donate to worthy causes, travel around the world (in style), try a few business ventures (and can afford to have them fail). Or buy approximately 11,588,550 domains (well, not counting .nu names) (if I was feeling frivolous). But that’s only if she decided to give me her winnings. Which I doubt she would (but hopefully she’d be generous, like I would be to her, in the event that she wins?) I am an awesome<\/em> younger sister. I should remind her of that. Oh, and I should remind her of the fact that she loves me very much because there’s only one of me in the whole wide world.<\/p>\n