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So I wore it, because yesterday was <em>gorgeous<\/em> and I felt really overdressed because it was just so nice and sunshiney and warm and wonderful. And today was pretty nice, sunshiney, warm and wonderful&#8230; So I wore a skirt and people kept on commenting on it. Like my dad. Apparently wearing a skirt means that the boys will know that I have legs&#8230; Which, I&#8217;m <em>pretty sure<\/em> the boys can figure that out by the fact that I wear (<em>gasp<\/em>) two shoes! I thought it was hilarious. Since, you know, I think Clay realizes that I have two legs. And most people would assume that I have have legs, given the fact that they can see the fact that I wear two shoes and <em>therefore<\/em>, two legs! Oh. My. God. Men are going to know I have feet. And <em>ankles<\/em>. And <strong><em>legs<\/em><\/strong>. It&#8217;s the 14th century all over again. No showing ankles now. Or wrists. I should go get fitted for a corset and get a 8&#8243; waist. And start wearing petticoats and long white lacy gloves. Right now.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;ve gotten <em>that<\/em> out of the way&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Today was my last day of classes for chemistry and biology! My chem prof got a standing ovation at the end &#8211; because he&#8217;s a) awesome, b) really entertaining and lets us read geeky comics in class and c) let us out an hour early. I know, we&#8217;re all easily pleased. J and I went after chem to go get food. I bought a chocolate bun that had so much chocolate that I thought I was going to have issues with so much sugar. Yay for a working pancreas! My biology prof also got a standing ovation. And he&#8217;s also awesome and I would honestly, in the future, actively look for a course that he teaches to take, if I can. Granted, he actually <em>taught<\/em> rather than doing review. Plus, apparently he&#8217;s going to be away the entire week before the exam&#8230; Because he&#8217;s got a free trip to Amsterdam and &#8216;to hell with us&#8217;. Yeah&#8230; Despite that, he&#8217;s still an awesome prof. And talked to us all about skin today. Not even kidding &#8211; integument unit. In one day. Oh joy. But the best thing we learned today in class: you have the <em>same amount of hair<\/em> as a chimp. Not even joking. And I bet you don&#8217;t believe it. Plus, my prof answered some silly questions in regards to shaving and waxing. <strong>Very educational<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>What did you do today? What&#8217;s something interesting that you&#8217;ve learned recently?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pretty good day today. It was sunny, so I wore a new skirt (I bought it last year but never wore it until today given the fact that right after I bought it, there was crappy weather). It&#8217;s quite nice. 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