This first one occurred after I had lunch and after I went and flossed my teeth (… yes, I floss my teeth at work… I didn’t feel like walking around with green vegetables stuck between my teeth!). (Happened today.)<\/p>\n
[random talking and then…]
\nD: Hey Michelle…
\nM: Yeah?
\nS: You’ve got blood on your teeth…
\nM: … -blinks and silently curses flossing-
\nD: You’re like a Twilight vampire!!
\nS: Cover your neck, she’s going to bite you.
\nM: I hate both of you. … STOP LAUGHING.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nThis one occurred with someone else at work, due to the fact that they were curious about how much longer I was going to stay… (Happened today.)<\/p>\n
J: Michelle!
\nM: Good morning.
\nJ: Just a few more weeks left for you, right? Another 2 months?
\nM: … No, my last day is in a few weeks. On the 4th.
\nJ: I thought school doesn’t start until September.
\nM:\u00a0 Yeah, it’s August…
\nJ: [blank stare] Really?!
\n<\/em><\/strong>M: … It’s been August for over 17 days now, it’s the 18th.
\nJ: Oh, I guess I should start making corrections then…
\nM: You have fun with that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nAnd another conversation… (Happened today.)<\/p>\n
A: Your name tag’s missing your photo, Michelle.
\nM: It’s also missing my name…
\nA: What?! Let’s see!
\nM: [shows name tag]
\nA: Hey, at least you don’t have a photo that looks like this…
\nM: [laughs at mug shot] Good job…
\nA: … Thanks, “Visitor”*<\/p>\n* I really ought to remember that people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And one last one… (From yesterday.)<\/p>\n
S: So, I was thinking, that boys are stupid and I can’t believe I’m dating that complete and utter moron.
\nM: … What did he do now?
\nS: He’s sleeping. In the middle of the day. Instead of texting me. Because apparently sleep is more important because he stayed up all night playing some stupid video game.
\nM: Uh huh… Have you told<\/strong> him that this bothers you?
\nS: Why, he should know this!
\nM: … Like you said “boys are stupid”. [Yes, I did air quotes.] You should try telling him that it bothers you.
\nS: Do you think that’ll work?
\nM: Well it’s better than assuming he knows.
\nS: I can’t believe I’m taking advice from a child…
\nM: … I’m older than you.
\nS: Oh yeah…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This first one occurred after I had lunch and after I went and flossed my teeth (… yes, I floss my teeth at work… I didn’t feel like walking around with green vegetables stuck between my teeth!). (Happened today.) [random talking and then…] D: Hey Michelle… M: Yeah? S: You’ve got blood on your teeth… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22],"tags":[81,28,29,159],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2578"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2579,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions\/2579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imaginarysunshine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}