These were collected from the internet, I had seen them on multiple different sites so I had difficulty finding the original sources for all of these.

Top 10 List #1

1. We might name a molecule after you.
2. Chemists know how to handle hot items!
3. Chemists have all the right elements.
4. Guaranteed to experience great chemistry.
5. Chemists have all the solutions.
6. Chemists are used to exchanging fluids.
7. We are constantly learning and improving our techniques.
8. We have no problems resorting to gadgets and gizmos to get the job done.
9. We are used to pulling all nighters.
10. Who else better to experiment with, than a chemist?