So while I was taking a break from rereading Alice Munro short stories for the umpteenth (fifth, for today) time, I decided to send text messages to my friend. So this is the first message that I sent her:

Hi! I need to focus on studying. Rather than sex. Or, rather, the lack of it.

And then I realized how bad it would be if she wasn’t the only person around when she was reading it, so I included the second message:

I sincerely hope you were the only one that just read that.

Cheers to dirty thoughts coupled with unlimited texting. But not in the way you think. If I wanted to have someone talk dirty to me, I’d log onto msn.