Children these days…
[I am fully aware that the title makes me sound like I’m fifty, knitting while sitting in a rocking chair. In reality, I’m eighteen, knitting while sitting on my computer chair. Hah.] For those who haven’t heard, a group of third graders in Waycross, Georgia hatched a plot to get revenge on their teacher (who […]
Ugh (and about Nabokov’s Lolita)
Dear men I meet in public transit, If you need to ask if I’m legal and say that I look as old as your stepdaughter, you have serious issues. You should probably join a support group and get some professional help, because it sounds like you’re Humbert Humbert from Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita. Sincerely, the girl […]