Do you know how you get a guy who doesn’t read very much to read something and read quickly?

Promise to talk dirty to him later if he can find the only type on a page.

Not only will he read it, he’ll actually make suggestions for things to be changed. But he still didn’t find the only typo on the first page. So rather than talking dirty, we’ve been having a seemingly normal conversation. Sex hasn’t been brought up at all (we’ve been talking about cartoons and comics).

I think I’m disappointed. I’ve gotten used to the dirty conversations to round out my evenings.