Hah, I just nearly fell over and fell flat on my face. Thankfully, I managed to avoid this by falling into someone instead. Let’s just say it’s a nearly daily occurrence, or has been a nearly daily occurrence for me lately. Granted, I’m usually not that accident prone (I swear). It’s just lately I’ve discovered about a million and three (slight exaggeration) bruises on myself. Mostly on my legs and such. But overall, I’m kind of a purple-y mess. “Clumsy” doesn’t really cover it. But overall, today seems to be okay. I mean, “nearly falling” isn’t as bad “I fell over and died”. So yeah…

Right now, I believe that I only have two bruises on my legs (one is behind my left knee, where it gave out and allowed me to neatly collapse at home, the other is on my right calf) and I don’t have any bruises on my arms.

So, do tell, how many bruises do you have on you right now?