These were collected from the internet, I had seen them on multiple different sites so I had difficulty finding the original sources for all of these.

Top 10 List #1

1. We know the Right Hand Rule
2. We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite
4. Engineers do it to specification
5. Projectile motion… Need we say more?
6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies
7. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
8. We have significant figures
9. No “couple” enjoy a better “moment
10. The world does revolve around us… we chose the coordinate system

Top 10 List #2

1. They design and build large erections
2. “Lubrication, friction, and wear” is a class
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
5. Engineering couples have better moments
6. They do it with more torque
7. They know all about heat transfer
8. They know how to increase and decrease friction
9. They are always willing to experiment
10. They are used to all nighters