I should be flattered, but I’m really not

A friend (erm… an acquaintance, more like) recently sent me an email that went something like this (paraphrased with typos and spelling issues corrected – also, used the Canadian/UK spellings as opposed to American spellings, because I’m nit-picky like that – my comments are the ones in brackets): Hey Michelle!!!!!!!! How are you?? Happy new […]

I’d like it approximately half a day ago, thanks.

I got cupcake’d this morning by J in my English lit class. It’s been a while since I’d gotten one and apparently he felt like baking last night. Plus he made the point to inform me that I “look like crap” today. Gee, thanks? But looking like crap means that there is sympathy for Michelle […]