C: So what are you up to?
M: Attempting to get this thing open…
C: What is it?
M: It’s this stupid thing that I have to use in lectures to answer multiple choice questions.
C: Why can’t you open it?
M: Well, it’s in that plastic packaging that’s like vacuum-sealed and childproof.
C: I see…
M: And I’m having issues with this childproof-ness of it.
C: Then it works…
M: I so don’t like you right now.