Seriously, if you have never read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max, you should stop whatever you are doing and go out and find a copy of the book. It’s hilarious and definitely worth the read, it’s ridiculously satirical and possibly the best memoir I’ve read in a very long time. If you think you’re a complete inconsiderate jerk, I’m sure that Tucker Max could beat you, hands down.
Now I’m going to go back to writing the story that I’m going to email to C for when he gets off of work. The boy needs entertainment, what can I say?