Eye dee ten tea, of course. K kept on asking me how to spell things today. At first I thought he was just an idiot, which he is (but that is besides the point). And then I realized what he was texting.
The list of words that he needed help spelling today: tongue, breast, licking, fantasy, fantasize and fantasizing, enormous, gigantic and pulsating.
He tried to convince me that he was texting innocent things and that I just had my mind in the gutter, D stole K’s cell phone and checked out who the messages were being sent to and they were all being sent to his girlfriend. Instead of doing work, he spent most of today sending his gf dirty text messages.