It sounds ridiculous and stupid. But there was a goat on campus (don’t ask me why, I haven’t a clue). And it’s an actual goat with actual horns. And it actually ran towards me.
Then the person who had it on a leash finally realized what his goat was doing and then stopped pressing the button on the leash to extend it and the goat freaked out at the fact that it was being stopped.
And this is how Michelle nearly got killed by a goat today.
[The guy cute, and so was the goat after it stopped running towards me – but who walks a goat around on a leash?]