And you’ll never know how difficult it was for me to ask this.

This is how our conversations go when I’m feeling tired, lonely, insecure and bored (all at the same time). Mostly lonely and insecure though. M: I have a question for you. But I’m not sure if I should ask it. C: [pause] You can ask me anything. I just might not answer. M: You sure? […]

Goodness gracious, please just stfu.

The conversation that I just had with my father (F for father, M for me or Michelle): F: Do you want this photo? [gestures to photo of me and D from work laughing, it’s a little bit blurry] M: Yes. F: But you can’t even tell who’s in it. M: […] Yes, I can. F: […]

I nearly got killed by a goat – Part 2

M: I nearly got killed by a goat today. C: Michelle… M: Yes? C: A goat? M: No. I nearly got killed by a goat today. True story. C: Okay, whatever you say. M: … You don’t believe me. C: I didn’t say that. Just… Why was there a goat at your school? M: I […]