Lonely Boy?

I was watching Gossip Girl from the pilot onward and Gossip Girl (the narrator, voiced by Kirsten Bell) calls the character Dan “Lonely Boy”. Now, I’m not a particularly avid fan of the Gossip Girl (I read a handful of the books, I read all of The It Girl novels out of boredom) show, but […]

How do you spell ‘idiot’?

Eye dee ten tea, of course. K kept on asking me how to spell things today. At first I thought he was just an idiot, which he is (but that is besides the point). And then I realized what he was texting. The list of words that he needed help spelling today: tongue, breast, licking, […]

Thanks for the vote of confidence

My sister, D, logged onto msn tonight and took one look at my display picture and the following conversation occurred: D: Is that you in your display pic? M: Yes, I always take pictures of myself in lingerie and then overexpose them in Photoshop to make it look classy. D: Really? M: Yeah, I’m a […]