So I made a list today for Kristi so she knows what I have learned in the last twenty-four hours from her:
- It will hurt.
- I will be ripped in half.
- There will be blood the first time.
- It will hurt.
- I will leak. Everywhere.
- Everything will be super messy.
- I should use the restroom prior to getting oral.
- Nothing fits together. NOTHING.
- Leaking? WTF?!?!?!
- I shall remain virgin for the rest of my life, or for at least the next month.
Anyways, I hope everyone is having a marvelous Wednesday evening. I attended my three classes today (English lit, psychology & biology). I had a fairly good day. I found out from my mp3 player that I’ve listened to “Miss California” by Jack’s Mannequin exactly 72 times. See, this is what happens when I listen to a song on repeat and then sleep through most of it while I’m on the bus.
And Kristi, if I get asked why I’m not giving the boyfriend sex, I’m going to direct him straight to you.
OH! I also have plans, lots and lots of plans. Renewing IS.com, a domain for my rpg, another domain and then there’s super secret sunset surgery project with Kristi that we finally decided on a name for. Whoo. Just need to be patient, of course.
Haha.. Ohh Michelle. It’s not that bad..ish 😛
Im very excited about our project. We should start making pages for it or something.
are you talking about pregnancy or sex? XD
Is that all you learned? LOL and if you’re worried about having kids (probably not 😛 ) immaculate conception is always an option… assuming you’re chosen by some divine power, of course 😛
It all sounds like a scary experience. Anything with blood scares me. But though I’ve heard stories about bleeding the first time (it’s apparently normal), it STILL scares me.
Well I don’t have a boyfriend so I can currently blissfully ignore all this.