Getting an education

So I made a list today for Kristi so she knows what I have learned in the last twenty-four hours from her: It will hurt. I will be ripped in half. There will be blood the first time. It will hurt. I will leak. Everywhere. Everything will be super messy. I should use the restroom […]

$2.25

So my monthly cell bill came in. It’s normally around $36.50 (I’m on a $25/month plan that happens to get this adorable service charge tacked on that drags it up over $10 what the plan rate is). For August-September? Well… It was a lovely $39+. Why? Because my cell carrier decided a few months back […]

Irony, or something like it.

I just realized that (when scrolling down my index page and looking at what kind of entries I had posted) I went from talking about registered sex offenders to talking about how I was scarred for life over the details and descriptions of all the things that can go wrong during sex. That’s a little… […]