“A” is a girl from my psychology lecture who a) smiles more than me and b) has a bottle of Coke every single time I see her.

A: Michelle…
M: Yes?
A: … Why are you always so, umm, unnaturally positive?
M: I’m sorry?
A: You… You’re always cheery and smiling.
M: I am?
A: Yeah. You’re always looking on the brightside and put-together and smiling.
M: … Are you f**king blind?
A: No. You’re always positive. And this like… weird person who’s always chipper.
M: Did someone spike your Coke today?

6 Responses

  1. I had a similar thing happen to me awhile back, except they asked how I stay so relaxed all the time. Little did they know I’m stressed out all the time and without stress, I don’t function properly. 🙂

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