I brought my laptop to school today, I normally don’t on Wednesdays because I usually never have a whole lot of time to be perusing the interwebs and typing up my notes in my Wednesday classes doesn’t work as well as hand-written notes do. But, I did, so I was reading up on blogs and sitting outside of one of the classes that I had today and then A and K sit down next to me and they’re there early too. And then this exchange occurs.
A: You have your laptop with you today!
K: Ohmigawwwwwd, she does!
M: Hey… [insert coughing fit]
A: You can show us a picture of the Boyfriend!
K: You can!
M: [coughing fit] Erm…
K: Just one!
A: Or two!
M: [mumbles something about not knowing where her photos are kept – I’m such a bad liar]
K: Just one!
[insert about 12 minutes of constant questioning from A and K – I have no sense of patience, whatsoever – don’t ask why I arrive so early for class, I don’t know]
M: [shows them one photo]
A: Oh wow.
K: He’s really cute!
M: [closes window]
K: So umm, if he looks like that, why the hell is he with you?
M: [choking on water]
A: K! You can’t just say stuff like that.
M: [can breathe again] So, umm, you’re a total bitch. Why the hell is S with you?
K: [sputters and doesn’t answer]
It was an awesome way to start my morning, I’ll be perfectly honest. Plus, you know, the look on K’s face at my come-back…