Just recalled this little gem of a conversation I had today with a friend at work.
D: What’s wrong now?
D: [pause] Then ‘nothing’ makes you look like crap.
M: Gee, thanks.
D: Remember what I said about life?
M: [sigh] “Have high hopes, but low expectations…” [sounding bored]
D: Exactly! Now go hit your head against a wall, you look like you could use it.
Now I’m going to go do something productive. Like play with my doll. Or make more jewellery.