Plans, plans, plans

When did I get a social life with actual plans and where can I return it? I mean, seriously, I spent years doing nothing on weekends (3 hours of learning Mandarin on Saturdays from the age of 6 to the age of 14 does not count as doing ‘something’ because I would have much rather […]

Low expectations

Just recalled this little gem of a conversation I had today with a friend at work. D: What’s wrong now? M: Nothing D: [pause] Then ‘nothing’ makes you look like crap. M: Gee, thanks. D: Remember what I said about life? M: [sigh] “Have high hopes, but low expectations…” [sounding bored] D: Exactly! Now go […]

One of these things is not like the others

Jenna – Smurfette, poor thing, was also the only female among all those Smurfs… Bet life sucked, off-camera. For the last week, I’ve been a prisoner (so to speak) to my own ears. I got my ears pierced last August and since then haven’t changed them out for other earrings too often. I sleep with […]