Shame on me?

Around the dinner table is where a lot of the lectures that I get occur. This is because, due to how the seating is arranged, I end up sitting between my parents and the table is right in front of me and, thus, I am effectively locked-in until I am finished eating my dinner (or […]

Getting an education

So I made a list today for Kristi so she knows what I have learned in the last twenty-four hours from her: It will hurt. I will be ripped in half. There will be blood the first time. It will hurt. I will leak. Everywhere. Everything will be super messy. I should use the restroom […]

Nightmare about sex and how I’m scarred for life (thanks Kristi!)

So I was having a chat with Kristi last night about things I ought to know but really, no one ever says about sex. I mean, she started telling me all the things that can go wrong and what could go wrong. And about how everything gets ripped and there’s pain and there’s blood and […]