Things that I’ve learned in the last 24 hours

I get easily annoyed when people say they’ll do one thing, but then don’t. I also get easily annoyed when I get woken up and I will promptly fall back asleep, regardless of my best (or worse) intentions. People on the internet are weird. Proof 1: Making cozies for eggs. Proof 2: Making cozies for […]

Fictional future of a fishy life

My sister and I were sitting at the kitchen table. We were eating pistachios (so yum) and my parents walk in and ask us what we’re talking about. I just smile and look up at them and go “Talking about how when I get married, it’s going to be on this teeny tiny beach where […]

When I grow up, I want to win the lottery

My sister was telling me about how the lottery jackpot in the state that she’s currently living in (California) is like 200+ million dollars, US. But then after taxes, it’s a lot closer to a 100 million dollars. Due to taxes and whatnot. I can only imagine what kind of advertisements I’d see in Canada […]