Getting an education
Written on September 17, 2008 at 8:14 pmFiled under: Friends with tags: conversations
So I made a list today for Kristi so she knows what I have learned in the last twenty-four hours from her:
- It will hurt.
- I will be ripped in half.
- There will be blood the first time.
- It will hurt.
- I will leak. Everywhere.
- Everything will be super messy.
- I should use the restroom prior to getting oral.
- Nothing fits together. NOTHING.
- Leaking? WTF?!?!?!
- I shall remain virgin for the rest of my life, or for at least the next month.
Anyways, I hope everyone is having a marvelous Wednesday evening. I attended my three classes today (English lit, psychology & biology). I had a fairly good day. I found out from my mp3 player that I’ve listened to “Miss California” by Jack’s Mannequin exactly 72 times. See, this is what happens when I listen to a song on repeat and then sleep through most of it while I’m on the bus.
And Kristi, if I get asked why I’m not giving the boyfriend sex, I’m going to direct him straight to you.
OH! I also have plans, lots and lots of plans. Renewing IS.com, a domain for my rpg, another domain and then there’s super secret sunset surgery project with Kristi that we finally decided on a name for. Whoo. Just need to be patient, of course.
Haha.. Ohh Michelle. It’s not that bad..ish 😛
Im very excited about our project. We should start making pages for it or something.
are you talking about pregnancy or sex? XD
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Is that all you learned? LOL and if you’re worried about having kids (probably not 😛 ) immaculate conception is always an option… assuming you’re chosen by some divine power, of course 😛
It all sounds like a scary experience. Anything with blood scares me. But though I’ve heard stories about bleeding the first time (it’s apparently normal), it STILL scares me.
Well I don’t have a boyfriend so I can currently blissfully ignore all this.