Nightmare about sex and how I’m scarred for life (thanks Kristi!)

So I was having a chat with Kristi last night about things I ought to know but really, no one ever says about sex. I mean, she started telling me all the things that can go wrong and what could go wrong. And about how everything gets ripped and there’s pain and there’s blood and […]

Friday night musings

D hasn’t called me yet about paintballing tomorrow with the guys from work. I’m a little disappointed in him for not calling me or, at the very least, leaving me a message on Facebook. I really wanted to go too. Oh well. I’ll have to send him an email later to yell at him for […]

World peace for sale

C: I’m going over to the store, do you want anything? M: World peace? C: Too expensive. M: Umm… A BSc in Nursing? C: A little cheaper, but still too expensive. M: Skittles? Or is that too expensive too? C: Nah, I can get those for you. M: Thank you… C: You’re welcome, dear. Since […]