It’s red, sort of

I had K over today and then we went over to Shopper’s to go and buy hair dye. She was uncomfortable with bleaching my hair and I was uncomfortable with having my hair bleached, so we decided on the brightest red hair dye we could find in hopes that it would show up on my […]

How do you spell ‘idiot’?

Eye dee ten tea, of course. K kept on asking me how to spell things today. At first I thought he was just an idiot, which he is (but that is besides the point). And then I realized what he was texting. The list of words that he needed help spelling today: tongue, breast, licking, […]

Does a bag of Skittles make up for everything?

He got me Skittles today. Normally I would be pleased, I would be, and I would open the bag and basically snarf down the brightly coloured candies. Today? Not so much. He placed the bag in front of me and then left. Of course at that time everyone else was gone too, so I just […]