Cranky? *Me?* Never!

Today at work, it started innocently enough. I arrived, I said good morning to everyone, I got my tea. And then one of my coworkers (who delighted in unplugging my mouse from my computer to see how long it would take for me to realize it was unplugged, what a childish idiot) decided to unplug […]

“Crazy” isn’t hereditary, is it?

Having relatives around reminds me why we live so far in the first place. I kid, I kid. (Sort of.) But so far, my sisters and I have been asked the following questions, repeatedly: Why are not married yet? (To my sisters, haha.) Why didn’t/aren’t you going to go to medical school? (To all of […]

I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t !@#$ing care.

I don’t care if you’re related to me (and happen to live in the same house as me), it does not mean you’re allowed to: Lend out my jewellery pliers to a visiting relative when she wants to fix something. No. That’s what the regular pliers are for. Not the pair designed for crimping that […]