What do you do with a B.A. in English?

Bonus points if you know where the post title came from! My biology lab this morning was supposed to go from 9am to 12pm. Which is all fine and dandy. Except, of course, the fact that it didn’t. I got there, handed in my lab report from the experiment last week and then got my […]

It’s a play in one act, three scenes and with two characters

Scene 1: [phone starts vibrating] Michelle: Hello? Random Woman: Hello? David? M: Um… you have the wrong number. R: I want to speak to David. M: You. Have. The. Wrong. Number. R: Let me speak to my husband right this very instant you little whore! [hangs up. Scene 2: [phone starts vibrating] M: Hello? R: […]

Durrrr, how I to turns it on?

I’m doing a lot of this ‘sitting outside of lecture halls’ thing today. Maybe it’s because I don’t have anyone to spend time with (yes, I am that anti-social that I don’t go seeking out people I know) or maybe it’s because I’m too lazy to go find people to spend time with. Either or, […]